Oh my god Katy, I am crying with laughter, you really are the best medicine 😂 I promptly left our street WhatsApp group during lockdown when the primary concern was hedgehogs getting their food and how much Boris Johnson was to blame (for the situation, not the hedgehogs) although I never got round to asking them what they thought………
Ha ha ha! Yes, I had to leave our street WhatsApp too after a man lost his mind because nobody wanted him to take charge of a cake stall at the foot of his drive and he felt 'spurned' by us all.
Ha ha! Yes, Waterstones does attract that kind of thing. My favourite was on Tilly's last day when someone came in and took a shit on one of the shelves in the travel section. It wasn't even a bottom shelf, and he had brought his own toilet paper, so he had clearly been thinking about it.
Favourite line: “Nobody wants their peace spoiled by a man tossing off to a tug boat full of Susan’s shit.” 🤣🤣
Is everyone sure that he’s not eyeing up the geese?
Ha ha! He may well be!
Hilarious!
Oh my god Katy, I am crying with laughter, you really are the best medicine 😂 I promptly left our street WhatsApp group during lockdown when the primary concern was hedgehogs getting their food and how much Boris Johnson was to blame (for the situation, not the hedgehogs) although I never got round to asking them what they thought………
Ha ha ha! Yes, I had to leave our street WhatsApp too after a man lost his mind because nobody wanted him to take charge of a cake stall at the foot of his drive and he felt 'spurned' by us all.
Ha ha! It really does bring out the very worst and bizarre in people.
Bloody hell, men will wank over anything. When I worked in Waterstones, a man used to come and wank in the gardening section.
(Also the goose knocking the specs off made me lol.)
Ha ha! Yes, Waterstones does attract that kind of thing. My favourite was on Tilly's last day when someone came in and took a shit on one of the shelves in the travel section. It wasn't even a bottom shelf, and he had brought his own toilet paper, so he had clearly been thinking about it.
Gang of boat wankers!! Thanks for all the laughter this brought to me.
xx