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Susan Wilkens's avatar

Queen Susan? SUSAN? Really???

Laughed my way through this one. Your writing ability is not to be poo-pooed. Thank you!

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

The more you think about it, the odder it is to call a cat Susan!

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Susan Wilkens's avatar

Right?? I mean — Malcolm, I could see, but Susan??

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Katherine May's avatar

So much to unpack here. I can’t even begin…

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

It has many paths I'd love to follow!

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Lynn Hanford-Day's avatar

This is hilarious and made me laugh out loud. I love cats and have a vivid image of Queen Susan smoking her B&H. I can’t wait to hear more about the Poo Wars. 🤣

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

There are bound to be more emails. They can't let it lie!

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Lynn Hanford-Day's avatar

Much like the poo 🤣

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

Ha ha! So true!

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James Lee's avatar

Darkly comic! Made me laugh out loud! 🤣

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

Thanks!

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anne richardson's avatar

ha! this was too funny. love your descriptions of Susan. will be sure to have popcorn at the ready for the next installment of Susan vs Mary.

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

I'm not a betting woman but I'd put money on Susan to win!

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Woke Marxist Pope's avatar

I’m for Susan!

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

Me too!

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Nicole Costello's avatar

I am dying 😂

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

Susan is the literal best.

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June Girvin's avatar

Blimey! It's all go, down at the marina, isn't it?

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

Never a dull moment!

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Ruth2Day's avatar

who would have thought living in a marina could bring about as much drama and scandal as you'd find in a town! Cat-poo-gate . . . more to follow . . . love it

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

There's always some skirmish or other going on!

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Faye Davidson's avatar

#teamsusan for life, what an absolute Kween! Just the giggle I needed (sharing with all my pals)

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Victoria SkyDancer's avatar

Here for #TeamSusan and Jimmy the Shade. Men who love cats are a definite "swipe right" for me.

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Shaz's avatar

Hysterical! Cheered me up no end this morning...

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