We will start with the self pity and then move on to more useful things. Man, this Covid is an absolute fucker. I am getting better. It just doesn’t feel like it a lot of the time. I’m as giddy as a kipper, so only useful in prone situations, much like the Victorian invalid I used to be. It’s a good job I’ve been trained for a life of languishing pointlessly on the sofa making acerbic observations.
Absolutely glorious and made me laugh out loud. Plus my mum was called Maureen and (before it all went to shit) my dad called her Marina and would sing Aqua Marina at her, so that was nice to remember. Hope covid cocks off soon.
Brilliant! Love your writing and so glad you've given in to the stream of consciousness vibe. You paint a priceless picture with words.
I wish you a swift recovery. I have also read some of your more serious posts and feel a kinship with some of the struggles you've mentioned. Write on, I say!
Oh that last line...
Haha!
Absolutely glorious and made me laugh out loud. Plus my mum was called Maureen and (before it all went to shit) my dad called her Marina and would sing Aqua Marina at her, so that was nice to remember. Hope covid cocks off soon.
The wanker is still there? Maybe some of the angry geese need to be coaxed back to the marina and sicced on him...? 😈
I’d forgotten about the bush wanker! Great laughs. Thanks
Brilliant! Love your writing and so glad you've given in to the stream of consciousness vibe. You paint a priceless picture with words.
I wish you a swift recovery. I have also read some of your more serious posts and feel a kinship with some of the struggles you've mentioned. Write on, I say!