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anne richardson's avatar

ha, the perky breasts! mine left town years ago with multiple weight losses and gains. nothing like almost daily lap swimming and seeing all the assortment of breasts in the locker room for perspective. plus having friends who have had mastectomies...well, makes me grateful for my buoyant bounty. and yes, fuck off monkey chatter! (going to use that when mine acts up...thanks for that!)

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

Yes indeed. A friend of mine just had a beautiful tattoo on the site of her mastectomy and it looks amazing. So gorgeous. Her body is beautiful. x

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Ali H's avatar

This made me laugh out loud several times as I also have that awful voice and it is exhausting - thanks for sharing with warmth and wit

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

It is exhausting. x

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Lucy Pappas's avatar

It seems crazy that we aren’t happy with the beautiful women we are but want to change ourselves in some way. I do it, too.

Keep telling the monkey chat to fuck off. One day, it’ll stay away permanently. Maybe x

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

fingers crossed. x

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