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Lorraine's avatar

The dolphins leaping across someone’s tits had me laugh out loud on the bus. Brilliant writing. Really needed this after a very difficult afternoon invigilating some very difficult young guys. Xxxx

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

xx

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Keris Fox's avatar

Loved all of this. We had that swan painting. If you’re not wearing the dolphin poncho when we finally meet I will be so disappointed.

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

Ha!

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Kate Collins's avatar

Hoorary! I am now considerably less troubled by my utter uselessness at being 'on holiday'.

However, this angst has been replaced by a suspicion that my long-standing leaning toward eco-hippy-spiritualism may have been sparked by that swan poster and its ilk. Was bad enough when I twigged that The Seven Faces of Dr Lao (go Google), which I'd dimly remembered seeing in the 70s, pretty much encapsulated my core values.

Off to try some Face Yoga on Goldster in m'lunch break....

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

Ha ha! I did some this morning!

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Kenneth Mills's avatar

Hilarious. Glad you more than survived... "Face yoga" reminds me of a French teacher growing up. (He also taught Typing!) He said that the English language required few facial muscles (which he demonstrated with a few measly mumble-ish words, take your pick), unlike French. Get ready to work your face, he said!

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Katy Wheatley's avatar

Wow! That's an interesting take on things!

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