Ekseteraa

Mr. Snoots and Christmas

Helo it is Mr. Snoots heeya

Merree Kristmuss to you al, ekseteraa.

Ekseteraa is mi new word. It meens al the things you ar to layzee to sa afta you sa sum otha things. Sumtyms wen I am just to tired to sa aneething I just sa ekseteraa and wayv mi tayul gentlee.

Kristmuss is a funnee tym of yeer. Evrywun stas at home and dusnt wirk eksept it is alot of wirk to sta at home and peepul showt and argyew abowt havin fun and it dusnt seem lyk fun to mi.

It seems lyk wen ther is ownlee a few snaks in the bin and al the foxes growul and show everywun ther sharp teef becos they want the sosidg and doonot want to shayr it with al ther bruthas and sistahs. Eksept I doonot understand becos at kristmuss ther ar so menny sosidgs that evun I get so ful mi bellee feels lyk a drum.

At kristmuss ther is alot of evereething al the tym. Peepul giv presunts and ther is alot of noys and showtin and peepul sa werr is the bludee sellotayp and who has the sissuhs and wher is the end. Wot is the end I dont no. It seems important but nobode ever nos wher it is. Lyk a raynbo mabe mite be.

Afta al the showtin the presunts are rapt in payper and evrywun seems hapee for a minit and then everywun rips al the payper of the presunts and sas o that is nys evun wen it is horybul akshuwalee. Who reely lyks a sorspan or a masheen to mo a jumpah, or sum sowp. That is lyk rappin up al ur shopin. O luk heer is a sprowt I am so lukee bekos its jus wot I wonted. No it isunt atal it is a borin vegtbul Traycee. Ekseteraa.

Sumtyms presunts ar nys. I got a snorkul and sum flipas for mi deep se dyvin. I had to giv up parashootin becos this bowt that I liv on dusnt hav a balkonee. Now I jump of the roof of the bowt into the warter insted, so I am bekomin a dyver. The laydee I liv with sez yu are just lyk Jack Coostow Mr. Snoots. I sez I doonot no him is he an underwarter fox. She sez no he is a man wot lives in a cuntree corled Frans. He is ded now but befor he was ded he was a faymoss deep se dyver. He wor a red hat to sho how gud at dyvin he wos and she sez she wil nit mi won and then I wil be gud at dyvin and speekin French. I sez is ekseteraa from Frans. She sez no it is from Latin wot isunt even a plays and sumtyms pigs can speek it.

Now foxes can speek it to. And also French becos the laydee tort mi sum. Now I kan sa bonjorr ekseteraa. She laffed and sa yu are a lingwist Mr Snoots but I sa I am just a fox ackshewerlee.

I howp yu didunt get a vegtbul or sum shampoo for ur fur for kristmuss. I howp u got nys things and fownd the bluddy end and ayt all the sosidgjs til u cud pla ur tummee in an orkestra.

Soon it wil be tym to sa happee new ear but first I need a nap. Ekseteraa.